It's just common sense, folks!

The F.A.C. (Fight Against Ceramics) is a non-profit organization (unless you just want to send us some money) striving for the destruction of all things ceramic. Benefits to joining the F.A.C. include up-to-the-minute information on all F.A.C. activities, and special offers on state-of-the-art ceramic smashing devices. There is no cost to join, and all who despise ceramics are welcome.

Whether you are a member of the F.A.C. or not, we strongly urge you to grab the closest smashing instrument and commence to destroying anything ceramic that you can.

Hummels, figurines, vases, dishes, toilets, adobes, crock pots, little dinosaurs that kindergarteners made . . .

 

 

 

Destroy them all!

Nov. 30, 2003

NEW MEMBERS AND PICS:

We got StormCloud, IcedCoffy, and CherryAquarius now!

Also, LenBowRez, AtomskTPK, and LethesFox have some pics up.

Enjoy!

 

Nov. 2 , 2003

UPDATES:

Tons o' new members have joined the ranks of the F.A.C. Check out the Members Page!

Also, we have been effectively kicked out of the AS boards. Apparently we will just have to move to a more enlightened message board. Ours perhaps?

 

Oct. 13, 2003

WE WERE DELETED AGAIN:

Yep, you heard me. The Memorial thread on the AS boards is gone. Anyway, on a happier note, we got 3 new members [Chaddavidson, blueballs, and snipeUout] and some video downloads on the video page. Check 'em out!

Also, I put a few members on the new "Inactive List." If you don't post on the F.A.C. board, or the AS threads for a while, you go on here. If you then fail to post anything, I'll delete you. I mean, we gotta have some order in here, ya know.

Oct. 10, 2003

A FEW LITTLE "CATCH-UPS":

Well, we got some new members: Labcoatbud, Deathscythe, and sexyslobchik. The damn AS mods deleted out original thread, so we got a new one. Also, we got a video to download on the videos page.

Sept. 30, 2003

WE GOT A BOARD:

The F.A.C. now has a message board! Just drop by some time to see what's going on. You might get a laugh.

 

Sept. 26, 2003

NEW MEMBERS:

New fighters, Acting Chancellor Shmellen and Sergeant Animelia, are added to the ever-growing roster.

Sep. 24, 2003

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS:

The F.A.C. is growing rapidly, and we expect a full standing army within the month. Join now, soldiers! 3 square meals a day!

RANKS:

The F.A.C. has added a rank system to its long, loooong list of accomplishments. View the ranks and current members at the bottom of the page.

Sep. 23, 2003

F.A.C. Web Page:

This very web page was made on this great day.

WhiteRaven:

It's been grand. A couple dishes were throwing a fit, so I threw them in a burlap bag, dragged them outside, and beat them soundly with a hammer.
I haven't heard anything from them yet, or from the other dishes.
The toilet, however, is still giving me shit.
(pun is intended *rolls over laughing*)

If you haven't already, JOIN THE F.A.C.!!!!

JOIN! JOIN! JOIN! JOIN! JOIN!